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This is Milo, and while he's technically still a puppy, he is big!
His nickname is "One Ear" because the right one is almost always straight up while the left is usually drooping down.
These teenage geniuses were walking down the street and could only see him from the rear, but his head, collar and leash were plenty obvious.
One of them asked, in all seriousness: "Is that a rabbit?"
It was such a shockingly stupid question that we couldn't come up with a clever or sarcastic reply besides "It's a DOG!"
How many 60-80lb rabbits have you ever seen tied to a tree in someone's front yard?