Friday, June 27, 2008

You've Been Warned

There are popular nightclubs on both sides of Broadway in this area.
People cross the street when a band sucks or drink prices suck, because the grass is always greener...
Young idiots get hit by cars because they didn't learn how to cross a street correctly when they were five years old, unlike folks from my generation.
Darwin's Laughing--Survival of the Fittest still applies.

But I seriously doubt you'll score a jaywalking ticket while getting patched-up in the ER--SA cops don't even write them for the silly tourists who make downtown into a live-action Frogger game.

I'm ambivalent--if you get hit you're stupid, and so are the clubs with these signs.
Everyone involved gets an italicized fuck you.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Rolling My Eyes As Hard As I Can

This was once a fine car--1985 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Mine was great--plush yet fast, with manly American Racing aluminum mags, 70-series (fat) Goodyear Eagle tires, stiff aftermarket springs and gas shocks, a killer sound system that befits an audio engineer, all white paint and top.
Best car I ever owned.

This Slipknot thing is like a slap in the face. If you want to fuck a car up, start with a Hyundai or something.
And pick a better band.

Then kill yourself and leave the Cutlass to an uncle who can make it cool again, punk.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

What's This World Comming To?

In all my years as a graphic artist for the print shop I co-owned with my brother, misspelled words never happened.
As I remember things, the word "shoot" was somehow substituted for "hunt" one time with a very unhappy customer as a result, but that was it. They still paid, so it wasn't too tragic.
We didn't even have the internet back then to quickly check spelling.
Resorting to the dictionary on my desk was a twice-a-year thing, because I have skills and remember goofy shit like how to spell coming.

This banner sign has been up for over 6 weeks now, and I really hope the car wash people got a partial refund.
Wouldn't it be great if we could go back to those days when people gave a shit and did things right?

Sunday, June 08, 2008


The Last of the Mohicans was spotted drinking Mexican beer in a bar tonight.

This photo is a reflection of a silhouette, for 2 bonus points.