Thursday, July 28, 2005

Segway Dorks

There's a new outfit that gives guided tours
of downtown San Antonio, and they feature the
Segway (pronounced 'segue') "Human Transporter".
This clever gyro stabilized two-wheeler is
microprocessor controlled and even stays upright when
stopped. To go forward, you just have to lean forward
a tiny bit.
Longtime users report that it seems at times
that the machine reads their minds.
It fucking better at $8000+.
And it makes you look like a world-class dork.

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