Monday, June 23, 2008

Rolling My Eyes As Hard As I Can

This was once a fine car--1985 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Mine was great--plush yet fast, with manly American Racing aluminum mags, 70-series (fat) Goodyear Eagle tires, stiff aftermarket springs and gas shocks, a killer sound system that befits an audio engineer, all white paint and top.
Best car I ever owned.

This Slipknot thing is like a slap in the face. If you want to fuck a car up, start with a Hyundai or something.
And pick a better band.

Then kill yourself and leave the Cutlass to an uncle who can make it cool again, punk.

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