(Click on the photo to enlarge)
...it doesn't matter.
Bar is closing and everyone's leaving?
Sound system is off and being unplugged?
Go right ahead, make a fool of yourself.
What is it with some women?
Get a few beers in them and:
"Everyone pay attention to me!!"
We're paying attention, honey.
But not in the way you want.
Personally, I'm thinking: "Great, now I have to wash the dick-breath out of that mic's windscreen."