Friday, February 22, 2008

A Crisis Of Epic Proportions

There's a fucking mozzarella cheese shortage?
Why am I only finding out about this now?
Of all people, I should be kept in the loop on shit like this.
You saw my last post, right?

I won't name this restaurant, but they are known for their cheese pride.
I can't imagine the panic knowing that you're about to close early and lose untold amounts of revenue due to a lack of cheese, all because your reputation demands that you bend over and take it rather than just send someone to the grocery store to grab a few pounds of Kraft.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Valentine's Day Is Cheesy

Look what Papa Murphy's take & bake was doing on Thursday the 14th.

I highly recommend their fresh pizzas.
They cook up in your oven better and faster than frozen, and aren't skimpy on the toppings.
A great value, round or heart-shaped.

Thursday, February 14, 2008


Jane Fonda said cunt live on the Today Show?

I didn't see it, so I'm guessing she was talking about the election.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

As Promised

I am a little surprised that there is anything newsworthy going on with our old friend the dead deer, but there is.
His antlers are gone!
Someone sawed them off and apparently replaced them with flies.

This isn't a big mystery when you think it through.
During the rut bucks will fight for dominance, to score with the sexiest does.
The sound of clashing antlers attracts other bucks.
Hunters rattle real or fake antlers together for the same reason.
A hunter must have wanted some free real ones for this purpose.

Waste Not, Want Not.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Not Looking So Good

After a few weeks Mr. Dead Deer is getting a little decrepit.
(For our redneck readers decrepit means shitty-looking.
Like your yard.)

I guess I'll be shooting a new portrait every month to track the decay and give me something to post when I don't have anything better.
Hopefully the city won't send someone out to clean this mess up before I'm done with it.
At least the flies and smell are gone.