A Crisis Of Epic Proportions

There's a fucking mozzarella cheese shortage?
Why am I only finding out about this now?
Of all people, I should be kept in the loop on shit like this.
You saw my last post, right?

I won't name this restaurant, but they are known for their cheese pride.
I can't imagine the panic knowing that you're about to close early and lose untold amounts of revenue due to a lack of cheese, all because your reputation demands that you bend over and take it rather than just send someone to the grocery store to grab a few pounds of Kraft.