Thursday, September 25, 2008

How Does This Happen?

I stopped in a WalMart parking lot, backed up and then sat there, and didn't get cursed or shot.

And who flips a sign over but doesn't notice?

Photo by SylCan2

Sunday, September 14, 2008


Really? The storm is already in Missouri? I was told it would be right over my house today.
Forget about the $300 in lost wages and bonus beach motel weekend in Corpus Christi, where the hell is a few minutes of rain for my thirsty yard?

Hurricane Ike butt-fucked me and didn't even bring my grass breakfast the next day.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Mustard Frog

What is the Christmas Frog's off-season job?

Recommending mustard to the singer.