Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Parents Who Suck

The sign is plainly visible and bilingual.

And yet the parents of these kids let them go into the water anyway.

During a long and dangerous climb down the fountains one girl is hurt and sobbing, but do either of her creators bother to go help?
No, they let the youngest sister take care of her.

The mom didn't want to get wet.
Wait, she's wearing shortshorts and flipflops? And the water would barely reach her knees?

Must be a shitty parent.
All the evidence is right here.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Smells Like Cow Butt


"Thanks for embarrassing me, Mom!!"

Dude, Where's My Wheels?


If you like nice cars, seeing a 'Vette up on
blocks is just plain sad.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Dead Dead Goose


Hit by an Amtrak train at 60mph, this goose
is cooked.
There were two dead buzzards nearby, but they
weren't quite as photogenic.
Notice how scavengers always start to eat
a corpse at the asshole?
People are like that, too.
Just look at the Michael Jackson case. Got to
chew through the wallet, first.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Lowrider


Caught this POS lowrider truck a few months ago.
At the Quarry shopping center, of all places.
Gold spoked rims and all.
The 3D Mayan calendar on the tailgate was
just too much to take, so I had to preserve
the special moment.
Is that song by WAR going through your head yet?
Low...Ri...Duh!!

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Wasted


This is another 'out the car window grab shot'.
Downtown SA, Saturday May 7, 2005.
This dude is hammered! I got the camera ready while he
staggered across the street, then shot it as he paused
trying to figure out whether to piss, puke, or move on.
Looks like he's taking a 'hands-on' approach to
whatever he decided to do.