Shot over a fence with razor-wire on top, to protect it
from the old-school punks who lust after double cassette
boomboxes so big they need a truck to haul them around.
I guess an iPod would look too plain blown up to giant
proportions but seriously...a double cassette boombox?
The radio station that brings this dinosaur out to events
must have a playlist that's mostly hair-metal.
Although the flames are a classic touch, the settings on
the fake graphic EQ are contemptible since the only music
they will improve is Coldplay (Tofu U2), and that's
only because anything you do will improve
Coldplay's garbage including listening to it underwater
or setting off strings of firecrackers the entire time
it's playing.
Being dead helps, too.
And there you have it, today's Utter Crap Rock Report.
Stay Tuned for traffic conditions and weather.
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