Dangerous Practices

It's moving day, and you don't have enough rope to
secure the furniture in the back of your pickup truck.
Do you get more rope or use an extension cord like
an intelligent human being?
No, you convince your buddy to stand in the bed of the
truck to hold the load and keep it from tumbling out
when you turn. Then you haul-ass down the highway at
night, changing lanes like a maniac.
There are some awfully dumb and dangerous people in
this world.
To be fair, and to explain why the title of this post
is plural, I have to mention that it's not exactly safe
to fumble with your camera trying to shoot a photo through
the windshield while driving down the highway at 60mph, either.
But I did it, just for you.