The SA Express-News Sucks

They weren't the only paper to get the story wrong, but
that's no excuse.
And whoever let those family members celebrate for
THREE HOURS before telling
them the awful truth should be hung by his balls over
a fire.
Y'all SUCK!

(The San Antonio Express-News also sucks because they haven't
bothered to search-out worthy San Antonio photoblogs, found mine,
then hired me as a freelance photographer, thereby benefitting
from my enormous talent as a photojournalist and crackpot.)