How Does This Happen?

I stopped in a WalMart parking lot, backed up and then sat there, and didn't get cursed or shot.


And who flips a sign over but doesn't notice?

Photo by SylCan2

HurriShame

Really? The storm is already in Missouri? I was told it would be right over my house today.
Forget about the $300 in lost wages and bonus beach motel weekend in Corpus Christi, where the hell is a few minutes of rain for my thirsty yard?

Hurricane Ike butt-fucked me and didn't even bring my grass breakfast the next day.

Mustard Frog

What is the Christmas Frog's off-season job?

Recommending mustard to the singer.

Creeps

All three of these morons started off behind the line, but led by the van they kept inching forward.
Again and again, until they were in danger of being hit by cars turning in front of them.
So stupid...
How long do you have to drive around here before you know that green lights go clockwise at these highway intersections, making it easy to know when it's about to be your turn.