Do You Mean Garage Sale?

Maybe there really IS a grage for sale, but
I doubt it.
And what's with all the duct tape?



Crackheads.

Peace On Earth

It's got to be possible.

Everyone could learn something from this photo.
The cats don't care about the deer. They eat grass,
don't bark, and stay out of the litterbox.
The deer don't care about the cats, either.
They don't stink, are also quiet, and would rather
sleep than pester anyone.

Segway Dorks

There's a new outfit that gives guided tours
of downtown San Antonio, and they feature the
Segway (pronounced 'segue') "Human Transporter".
This clever gyro stabilized two-wheeler is
microprocessor controlled and even stays upright when
stopped. To go forward, you just have to lean forward
a tiny bit.
Longtime users report that it seems at times
that the machine reads their minds.
It fucking better at $8000+.
And it makes you look like a world-class dork.

Nap Time?

No, it's dead.
This toad has already been on the internet: Toad Portrait
A few days later I found it croaked on our patio.
I was going to take pictures of it every day
as it mummified in the Texas heat, but some critter
came in the night and ate it.
Probably a disgusting fucking possum.
Ah well, such is the cycle of life.