Drought Conditions

It hasn't rained worth a damn in well over a month.
We're not allowed to use sprinklers during the day,
among other water restrictions.
That's why I laugh when I see shit like this, then grab
my camera.

Stupid Kids

Today I was awakened to the sound of firecrackers
going off in mailboxes on my street.
We watched these punkasses do it again, so I found
some shoes, grabbed my camera and car keys, and chased
the four of them down.
After blatantly taking their pictures several times,
I rolled up next to them and explained that tampering
with mailboxes is a federal offence, makes your neighbors
mad, and is a dumb thing to do in broad daylight.
The girl cleverly replied "Fuck You!"
She was obviously the leader, due to her brilliance.
Everyone knows that when someone witnesses you performing
an illegal act and takes your picture, you should curse
at them and piss them off, right?
Instead of calling the police, who are busy enough with
serious crimes, I decided to put them on the internet instead.
And point out that these two look like the result of inbreeding.
"Fuck You", indeed.
Right back at you.

Update

The two cowardly fucks who killed Ram Ayala
have been identified by witnesses and are
in custody.
Raise a cold one tonight, to Ram and to the SAPD.
RAM

Update July 13: The TacoLand doorman who was also shot
that night has died from his wounds.
He was shot while shielding a female coworker from
the gunmen, so he died a hero.
Here in Texas, a murder committed during another
felony--robbery in this case--is automatically
a capital murder case, therefore the death penalty
is likely. One of the two pieces of shit who did
this was already in jail for two other recent random
shootings when he was ID'ed.
Real trash.
Their mothers must be so proud.

Not Cool

This kid was going to stay right there until the
train got close. To impress his friends.
I was going to stay where I was, too. To get the shot if
things went terribly wrong.
But the train stopped at the crossing before this one,
and it was 102 degrees that day.
So we both decided to find some shade.
Because we weren't cool enough.